This convoluted, deceptive comedy rant by a non-scientist keeps showing up in reposts by the same anti-environmentalists who saw it as “Gotcha, libtards!” gospel when it first appeared in 1992 on “Jammin’ in New York.” It seems his goal was to shame limousine liberals and supposedly hypocritical environmentalists who “worry” too much about Man’s ongoing destruction of nature. But he never actually explained why such things aren’t worth major concern, except to those who barely respect nature unless they can take thing$ from it. He also used casual, blatant lies.

One of this oft-quoted comedian’s worst segments was about animal species extinctions:
“Let me tell you about endangered species, alright? Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It is arrogant meddling; it’s what got us in trouble in the first place. Doesn’t anybody understand that? Interfering with nature. Over 90% – over, way over – 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet, ever lived, are gone! They’re extinct! We didn’t kill them all; they just disappeared. That’s what nature does. They disappear these days at the rate of 25 a day; and I mean regardless of our behavior. Irrespective of how we act on this planet, 25 species that were here today will be gone tomorrow. Let them go gracefully. Leave nature alone. Haven’t we done enough?”
The bulk of that rant is a strange circular argument. He claimed it’s “arrogant” to try to save species but omitted how many species Man has endangered or wiped out relative to what nature would have spared in our absence. Why did he say “interfering” and “meddling,” as if humans are mere observers of nature, not pillagers with a moral obligation to mitigate damage? Those words would apply to things like stopping wolves from killing elk (done by self-serving hunters) or trying to rescue a cute baby elephant with a birth defect, thwarting natural selection. To further serve his skewed argument, he lied-by-omission about the main cause of modern extinctions. His “25 a day” figure is exponentially higher than the current consensus of roughly 5-10 species per year that go extinct naturally, so “25 a day” (if accurate back then) must have included human impact! How can it be arrogant to try to prevent extinctions we’re clearly causing?
Was he just terribly ignorant of biology? He framed his angle as us simply leaving nature alone but had the context backwards. How could he not see the growing scale of human impact, given his years of touring across North America? Nature is beset by constant human population growth and can’t recover when resource-grabs never slow down or stabilize (ZPG). The human footprint has grown considerably since 1992, with “clean energy” sprawl and data centers abetting damage from logging, mining, drilling, road & housing construction, factory expansion, water-diversion, etc.
Carlin said “…environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet…,” which received jeers, so he qualified that with an obtuse comeback, “…not in the abstract they don’t…” Did he ever read Rachel Carson, John Muir, Aldo Leopold or Arne Næss, among many others? It seems he got most of his outlook from TV shows that never covered deep ecology, or just didn’t care to look any deeper. Again, he ignored the overt damage Man has caused just to keep his edgy spiel on track. Note: If he’d done this 10+ years later when “clean, green” energy sprawl invaded global landscapes, he’d have a solid target for hypocrisy.
Carlin’s wider case for not taking environmental issues too seriously was that Man can’t physically destroy the WHOLE planet (down through bedrock), thus it will recover in some form when we’re gone as a species. Possibly even recover from a nuclear winter scenario. But anyone who gives a damn today is stuck living amid new and slow-healing historical damage. His attitude was like saying if you have a bad case of skin cancer, you’re doing fine unless your internal organs are failing. The skin of the Earth is in very bad shape compared to pre-industrial times.

Unfortunately, the size of the Earth makes the absurdity of his spin hard to convey to some people. Everyone can’t see global environmental carnage in person, so unless they live near a trashed area (not in a city per se), many will tune it all out, especially since so much daily work depends on pilfering nature. Apathy prevails.
Whatever Carlin’s full motive was, this routine feeds classic right-wing greed, which is why soulless resource-grabbers keep reposting it to “debunk” what biologists and other scientists have learned. All subtle aspects are lost to the words “PLANET is FINE,” which rhymes with “hide the decline” in tiny rube minds. You frequently see it framed as George Carlin versus climate change “hysteria” or “alarmism,” which he never mentions in this monologue. Given his known misanthropy, it’s odd that he’d allow the impression that he doesn’t care about human impacts. In other “Jammin’….” segments, he darkly celebrates bad things happening to people, so what gives?

Carlin was a New York City dweller; a place so built-up that its natural history is smothered, except for manicured Central Park and other scattered remnants of woods. When discussing urban problems, would he tell New Yorkers they worry too much about idling trucks & diesel fumes, local sewage spills, apartments with asbestos (he trivialized that very thing), or muggings and carjackings, saying Relax, the city is fine; you’ll all die someday and none of it will matter? Broader crimes against nature are feeding cities’ very existence, so he should have fully researched this topic instead of twisting it for theatrical value.
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